Flag of the Surgeon General Of The U.S.
Why President Obama Should Appoint Me Surgeon General
- It would make my mother feel better if I had a salaried job with the government.
- I would have the opportunity to give back something to medicine and society, improve public health, embrace humanity, end world hunger, save the whales, be all that I can be, reach out and touch someone, get ‘er done, boldly go where no man has gone before, bla bla bla bla … .
- I could really use that Federal health insurance.
- My campaign to transform patient Compliance into a useful concept producing effective results is the only means of fulfilling President Obama’s promise to improve the medical system and extend coverage to significantly more people while decreasing healthcare costs other than paying doctors and hospitals in Confederate money.
- Chicks dig a guy in uniform.
Surgeon General J.K. Barnes - Appointed by President Lincoln
