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What Does Abraham Lincoln Have To Say About The Uncivil War Between Compliance and Adherence Proponents?
Another quotation pertinent to the contentiousness over the appropriate name for the phenomenon most clinicians call patient compliance has occurred to me. This one is attributed to Abraham Lincoln. More about the provenance later.
In most of the myriad versions used today in sermons, debates, business presentations, and political speeches, Lincoln is confronted with a difficult situation in which the decision seemingly rests on the interpretation of a linguistic nuance. Lincoln ponders, then asks the individual pressing him for a response how many legs a dog would have if one called the dog’s tail a leg.
The questioner, apparently the only individual in western civilization who hasn’t heard this before, does the mental arithmetic and answers “5.” Lincoln then sagely observes that no, the dog still has four legs because – here it comes – calling a dog’s tail a leg doesn’t make it a leg.
The application to the compliance Vs adherence Vs concordance Vs a rose by any other name competition is, I trust, obvious.2 Incidentally, in pithy anecdote land, such a comment squelches its target, instantly and irrevocably wins the debate, and redirects the course of world events. Of course, in the real world, the opponent says something like, “What are you talking about? What do dog’s legs and tails have to do with adherence to treatment?” Sometimes, I wish I lived in pithy anecdote land.
The Tangential But Arguably Interesting Issue Of Provenance
The good news is there is an interesting story about the 5-legged dog story. It has nothing to do with patient compliance – which may be off-putting or a blessing. In either case, read on at your own risk.
In an attempt to track down the provenance of the quote attributed to Lincoln, I found Millard Fillmore’s Bathtub, a site “striving for accuracy in history, economics, geography, education, and a little science” which houses a post about this quotation. An excerpt follows:
I have a source for the quote: Reminiscences of Abraham Lincoln by distinguished men of his time / collected and edited by Allen Thorndike Rice (1853-1889). New York: Harper & Brothers Publishers, 1909. This story is found on page 242. Remarkably, the book is still available in an edition from the University of Michigan Press. More convenient for us, the University of Michigan has the entire text on-line, in the Collected Works of Abraham Lincoln, an on-line source whose whole text is searchable.
Rice’s book is a collection of reminiscences of others, exactly as the title suggests. Among those doing the reminiscing are ex-president and Gen. U. S. Grant, Massachusetts Gov. Benjamin Butler (also a former Member of Congress), Charles A. Dana the editor and former Assistant Secretary of War, and several others. In describing Lincoln and the Emancipation Proclamation, George W. Julian relates the story. Julian was a Free-Soil Party leader and a Member of Congress during Lincoln’s administration. Julian’s story begins on page 241:
Few subjects have been more debated and less understood than the Proclamation of Emancipation. Mr. Lincoln was himself opposed to the measure, and when he very reluctantly issued the preliminary proclamation in September, 1862, he wished it distinctly understood that the deportation of the slaves was, in his mind, inseparably connected with the policy. Like Mr. Clay and other prominent leaders of the old Whig party, he believed in colonization, and that the separation of the two races was necessary to the welfare of both. He was at that time pressing upon the attention of Congress a scheme of colonization in Chiriqui, in Central America, which Senator Pomeroy espoused with great zeal, and in which he had the favor of a majority of the Cabinet, including Secretary Smith, who warmly indorsed the project. Subsequent developments, however, proved that it was simply an organization for land-stealing and plunder, and it was abandoned; but it is by no means certain that if the President had foreseen this fact his preliminary notice to the rebels would have been given. There are strong reasons for saying that he doubted his right to emancipate under the war power, and he doubtless meant what he said when he compared an Executive order to that effect to “the Pope’s Bull against the comet.” In discussing the question, he used to liken the case to that of the boy who, when asked how many legs his calf would have if he called its tail a leg, replied, ” Five,” to which the prompt response was made that calling the tail a leg would not make it a leg.
Update: October 5, 2008
Those taken by the Lincoln-Lyle Lovett link referenced in Footnote #1 may wish to check out an expanded discussion with better graphics (including the new Lovett Penny) at today’s post on my personal Heck Of A Guy blog, Lookalikes: Lincoln and Lyle Lovett



